Bury Your Treasure Like a Pirate! Dirtyman Safe Review

Published on February 25, 2026
Duration: 15:06

This video reviews the Dirty Man Safe, a system for burying valuables like precious metals, cash, and survival gear underground. It details the safe's construction, waterproof features, and the process of burying and retrieving it. The presenter highlights its utility for long-term storage and emergency preparedness, emphasizing the importance of marking the burial site.

Quick Summary

The Dirty Man Safe provides a secure, waterproof method for burying valuables underground, similar to pirate treasure. It's made of ABS plastic with a sealed design, rubber O-ring, and includes desiccant packs and Teflon tape for moisture protection. Available in various sizes, it's ideal for storing precious metals, cash, and survival gear.

Chapters

  1. 00:00Introduction to Security and the Dirty Man Safe
  2. 00:16Burying Treasure: The Pirate Method
  3. 00:26Introducing the Dirty Man Safe
  4. 00:37Dirty Man Safe Sizes and Features
  5. 00:55Waterproof Protection Sleeve
  6. 01:02Discount Code and Sponsorship
  7. 01:15Securing Important Items
  8. 01:25Comparing Dirty Man Safe Sizes
  9. 01:35Extra Large Safe Dimensions
  10. 01:40Large and Medium Safe Dimensions
  11. 01:50Material and Waterproofing
  12. 01:55Safe Components: Cable, Handle, End Cap
  13. 02:08Sealing the Safe with Teflon Tape
  14. 02:15Included Wrench for Access
  15. 02:17The Burial Sleeve Explained
  16. 02:23End Cap with Cable Slot
  17. 02:34Ingenious System Design
  18. 02:42Included Accessories: Bags, Coin Holders, Ball Bearings
  19. 02:52Using Ball Bearings for Metal Detector Deception
  20. 03:03Silica Packs and Teflon Tape
  21. 03:10Step-by-Step Instructions
  22. 03:13Versatility of the Safe
  23. 03:15Extra Large Safe Dimensions and Capacity
  24. 03:19Storing Cash and Precious Metals
  25. 03:33Capacity for 1oz Coins
  26. 03:51Packing Survival Supplies
  27. 04:01Loading Coins into the Safe
  28. 04:11Fitting a Small Firearm (Ruger)
  29. 04:18Adding Extra Magazines and Ammunition
  30. 04:21Including a Water Filter System
  31. 04:26Importance of a Backup Knife
  32. 04:34Using Ziploc Bags for Cash
  33. 04:53Packing a Fire Kit
  34. 04:56Importance of Fire in Survival
  35. 05:12Placing the Fire Kit in the Safe
  36. 05:15Deep Threads and Packing Strategy
  37. 05:26Applying Teflon Tape for Sealing
  38. 05:35Contents: Cash, Metals, Survival Items
  39. 05:47Rubber Seal for Moisture Protection
  40. 05:58Adding Desiccant Packs
  41. 06:12O-ring Seal and Teflon Tape Importance
  42. 06:21Correct Application of Teflon Tape
  43. 06:38Securing the End Cap
  44. 06:45Using the Wrench for Tightening
  45. 06:51Ease of Loosening the Cap
  46. 06:56Ensuring a Tight, Water-Sealed Cap
  47. 07:02Choosing a Re-identifiable Burial Spot
  48. 07:04Having a Witness for Location
  49. 07:10Burial Location: Corner of the House
  50. 07:12Importance of Remembering the Location
  51. 07:17Mapping and Measuring for Retrieval
  52. 07:23Digging the Hole: Depth Requirement
  53. 07:25Hole Depth for Extra Large Safe
  54. 07:32Sleeve Goes in First
  55. 08:03Testing the Sleeve Depth
  56. 08:17Ensuring Cable is Low Enough
  57. 08:25Sleeve Protection Against Water Intrusion
  58. 08:35Seth's Idea: Crushed Pebbles at Bottom
  59. 08:46Pebbles for Extra Protection
  60. 08:52Pebbles at the Bottom of Sleeve
  61. 08:54Dropping the Safe into the Sleeve
  62. 09:01Placing the Cap on Top
  63. 09:05Ensuring Hole Size for Cap
  64. 09:08Coiling the Cable
  65. 09:10Ingenious Cable Management for Retrieval
  66. 09:18Covering the Safe with Soil
  67. 09:24Soil Settling and Extra Dirt
  68. 09:28Using a Wheelbarrow for Excess Dirt
  69. 09:36Salting the Area with Ball Bearings
  70. 09:47Seth's Method for Ball Bearing Placement
  71. 09:53Safe is Buried
  72. 09:57Ease of Retrieval Demonstration
  73. 10:01Importance of Knowing the Location
  74. 10:06Extra Dirt Aids Concealment
  75. 10:12Visibility of the White Cap
  76. 10:16Retrieving the Safe
  77. 10:22Safe Comes Out with Cable
  78. 10:26Sleeve Remains for Re-burial
  79. 10:31Opening the Safe (Optional)
  80. 10:34Re-burying the Safe
  81. 10:44Preparing to Re-bury
  82. 10:46Replacing the Cap for Storage
  83. 10:47Preventing Seizing Over Time
  84. 11:16Camouflaging the Burial Site
  85. 11:18Planting Grass or Leaves
  86. 11:25Cleaning Up Evidence
  87. 11:30Crucial Reminder: Know Your Location
  88. 11:35Covering Assets Without Losing Them
  89. 11:40Upcoming Update Video
  90. 11:47Pricing: Medium Safe
  91. 11:51Medium Safe Dimensions and Volume
  92. 11:58Pricing: Large Safe
  93. 12:02Large Safe Dimensions and Volume
  94. 12:07Pricing: Extra Large Safe
  95. 12:11Extra Large Safe Dimensions and Volume
  96. 12:19Packing Capacity of Extra Large Safe
  97. 12:21Crypto Edition Safe
  98. 12:23Crypto Edition Dimensions
  99. 12:29Discount Code Reminder
  100. 12:34Silver Price and Safe Cost Comparison
  101. 12:42Proponent of Precious Metals
  102. 12:44Protecting Wealth with Tangible Assets
  103. 12:56Partnership with ITM Trading
  104. 13:00ITM Trading Reputation and BBB Rating
  105. 13:04ITM Trading Focus: Educating Customers
  106. 13:16ITM Trading YouTube Channel
  107. 13:25Link to ITM Trading
  108. 13:26Partnership Rationale
  109. 13:37Other Precious Metals (Copper, Brass, Steel)
  110. 13:42Gold as a Tangible Asset
  111. 13:44Dirty Man Safe: Back to Pirate Days
  112. 13:52Pulling Up Treasure for a Rainy Day
  113. 13:54Importance of Mapping the Location
  114. 13:58Thanks to Dirty Man Safes
  115. 14:05Closing Remarks
  116. 14:30Assistance Needed for Burial
  117. 14:36Reminder: Desiccant Caps
  118. 14:45Thousands of Years of Buried Treasure
  119. 14:58Knowing the Location is Key

Frequently Asked Questions

What is the primary purpose of the Dirty Man Safe?

The Dirty Man Safe is designed for secure, waterproof underground storage of valuables. It offers an alternative to traditional safes by allowing users to bury their treasures, such as precious metals, cash, and survival gear, in a location only they know.

How does the Dirty Man Safe ensure its contents remain dry?

The Dirty Man Safe is constructed from ABS plastic and features a sealed design with a rubber O-ring. It also includes desiccant packs and the option to use Teflon tape on the end cap threads, all contributing to a completely waterproof and moisture-resistant storage solution.

What are the different sizes of Dirty Man Safes available?

Dirty Man Safes come in several sizes, including a Small (Crypto Edition), Medium (3x5 inches internal), Large (3x10 inches internal), and Extra Large (4x10 inches internal). The Extra Large size is noted for its capacity, potentially holding up to 300 1oz silver coins.

How can one retrieve a Dirty Man Safe after burying it?

Retrieval is facilitated by a stainless steel cable and handle attached to the safe. By locating the burial spot, the cable can be pulled to extract the safe from its sleeve, making it accessible for opening and use.

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