You Know You're A GLOCK FANBOY When...

Published on August 23, 2012
Duration: 2:30

This video humorously explores the traits of a 'Glock Fanboy,' satirizing the brand's perceived perfection while highlighting common modifications and brand loyalty. It touches on owning multiple models, the irony of immediate aftermarket upgrades, and the deep lore enthusiasts often possess, including obscure models and technical details like Tenifer finish. The content is presented with a satirical tone by Colion Noir, who ultimately identifies as a Glock fanboy.

Quick Summary

Glock fanboys often exhibit extreme brand loyalty, humorously modifying their firearms despite the 'Glock Perfection' claim. They possess deep knowledge of obscure models (Glock 25, 28), technical features like Tenifer finish, and common modification trends like aftermarket triggers and grip textures.

Chapters

  1. 00:00Intro & Disclaimer
  2. 00:08The 'Glock Perfection' Paradox
  3. 00:32Model Obsession & Features
  4. 01:09Malfunction Excuses & Brand Loyalty
  5. 01:31Deep Lore & Technical Knowledge
  6. 02:20Conclusion: Identifying as a Fanboy

Frequently Asked Questions

What are common modifications made by Glock fanboys?

Glock fanboys often modify their firearms immediately after purchase. Common upgrades include aftermarket triggers, replacement springs, different guide rods, and custom grip textures, despite the brand's 'Glock Perfection' slogan.

What obscure Glock models are mentioned by Colion Noir?

Colion Noir references less common Glock models like the Glock 25 and Glock 28, indicating a deep level of knowledge often associated with dedicated enthusiasts or 'fanboys'.

What technical features of Glocks are discussed?

The video touches on features like the Tenifer finish for durability, maritime cups for water drainage, and the 'Safe Action' trigger system, alongside discussions on trigger resets and polymer handgun history.

How does Colion Noir satirize Glock brand loyalty?

He humorously depicts extreme brand loyalty by joking about disowning family members for choosing competitors like Smith & Wesson and satirizes excuses given for Glock malfunctions, such as blaming ammunition.

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