7 Dating Tips For Gun Nuts

Published on February 14, 2017
Duration: 4:01

This satirical video offers humorous dating advice tailored for firearm enthusiasts, presented by Colion Noir and Darren LaSorte. Tips include making a date feel safe by staging firearms, curating movie nights with tactical DVDs, showcasing preparedness with a plate carrier, and displaying a knife collection. The advice, while comedic, highlights common tropes within the gun culture.

Quick Summary

Colion Noir offers satirical dating advice for firearm enthusiasts, suggesting humorous ways to make a date feel safe by staging firearms, curating movie nights with tactical DVDs, and showcasing preparedness with gear like plate carriers.

Chapters

  1. 00:00Introduction: Seeking Dating Advice
  2. 00:44Tip 1: Accommodate Her Diet (Satire)
  3. 01:13Tip 2: Make Her Feel Safe (Extreme Measures)
  4. 01:43Tip 3: Movie Night Selection (Tactical DVDs)
  5. 02:14Tip 4: Showcase Your Style (Plate Carrier)
  6. 02:45Tip 5: Share Your Hobbies (Knife Collection)
  7. 03:05Tip 6: Take Initiative (Preparedness)
  8. 03:23Tip 7: The Most Beautiful Girl (Magpul Calendar)

Frequently Asked Questions

What are some satirical dating tips for gun enthusiasts from Colion Noir?

Colion Noir humorously suggests making a date feel safe by staging firearms, curating movie nights with tactical DVDs, showcasing preparedness with a plate carrier, and displaying a knife collection to show diverse interests.

How does the video suggest making a date feel safe in a humorous way?

The video satirically advises staging firearms throughout the house for immediate access, even humorously suggesting keeping a revolver in the refrigerator to ensure a date feels 'safe'.

What kind of movie night selections are humorously recommended for firearm enthusiasts?

The video suggests 'curating' movie selections with tactical training DVDs from Magpul Dynamics and James Yeager to set a specific mood for a date.

How can firearm enthusiasts showcase their style and preparedness on a date?

The advice includes staging a tactical plate carrier with a sidearm in a visible area, like near the bathroom door, to demonstrate preparedness and personal style.

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