The 7 Ways People Get Ready For The Gun Range

Published on February 1, 2017
Duration: 4:55

Colion Noir humorously outlines seven common 'pre-range rituals' or archetypes of gun owners preparing for a range day. These range from the 'Never Enough Ammo-Guy' to the 'Zombie Apocalypse-Man' and the minimalist 'So Simple, It's Scary-Guy'. The video highlights the diverse and often excessive ways enthusiasts prepare, emphasizing that everyone has their own unique routine before hitting the range.

Quick Summary

Colion Noir humorously identifies seven common 'pre-range rituals' or archetypes of gun owners. These include the 'Never Enough Ammo-Guy,' 'Mr. Can't Handle The Pressure' (indecisive about firearm choice), 'Zombie Apocalypse-Man' (over-geared), and the minimalist 'So Simple, It's Scary-Guy.'

Chapters

  1. 00:00Intro: Pre-Range Rituals
  2. 00:39Archetype 1: Never Enough Ammo-Guy
  3. 01:24Archetype 2: Mr. Can't Handle The Pressure
  4. 02:09Archetype 3: Wait. We Need Guns? (Outfit Focus)
  5. 02:43Archetype 4: Zombie Apocalypse-Man
  6. 03:25Archetype 5: Mr. Extraneous Equipment-Guy
  7. 03:43Archetype 6: So Simple, It's Scary-Guy
  8. 03:58Archetype 7: Mr. Social Butterfly
  9. 04:24Archetype 8: Mr. Clean-Guy

Frequently Asked Questions

What are some common archetypes of people preparing for the gun range?

Common archetypes include the 'Never Enough Ammo-Guy' who packs excessive ammunition, 'Mr. Can't Handle The Pressure' who struggles to choose firearms, the 'Zombie Apocalypse-Man' with tactical gear, and the minimalist 'So Simple, It's Scary-Guy'.

What is the 'Mr. Clean-Guy' archetype related to gun range preparation?

The 'Mr. Clean-Guy' is a 'Type A' personality who insists on thoroughly cleaning every firearm they own before going to the range, even if they don't plan to shoot them.

What humorous mistake do some shooters make when preparing for the range?

A humorous mistake highlighted is prioritizing 'range outfits' and headwear selection over ensuring they have the necessary shooting equipment, satirizing fashion-conscious range-goers.

How does the 'Zombie Apocalypse-Man' prepare for the gun range?

Inspired by fictional media, the 'Zombie Apocalypse-Man' over-prepares by bringing full tactical gear, including plate carriers, backpacks, and gas masks, often far exceeding typical range needs.

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